Music Wishlist

ESP KH-2 Kirk Hammett Signature Series

-I hope OSAP buys this for me.

Marshall TSL60

M-Audio Axiom semi-weighted USB Midi Controller

Favorite Quotes

- "There is no substitute for hard work." - Thomas A. Edison (My favorite quote of all time!)

-It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. ~Albert Einstein

- With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable. ~Thomas Foxwell Buxton

- Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

-People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them. ~G.B. Shaw, Mrs. Warren's Profession, 1893

-The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. ~Henry Ward Beecher

-The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~Author Unknown

-When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
~Author Unknown

-Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves. ~Dale Carnegie

-Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain. ~Author Unknown

-When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

-Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. ~Josh Billings

Fall seven times, stand up eight. ~Japanese Proverb

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. ~Newt Gingrich

-Don't be discouraged. It's often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. ~Author Unknown
-Some people dream of success ... while others wake up and work hard at it!

Gym Weirdos

In Hate Order:

1. Screamers

-people that must let you know how hard they are working out by grunting, groaning, and exhaling really loudly. These people are cocksuckers and deserve a huge punch in the mouth.


2. Mirror Posers
- this is my most recently added of gym weirdos. I saw an asshole in the gym the other day that really pissed me off and made me feel bad for the human race. He was flexing and posing in the gym mirrors after each set... I don't mean regular flexing; I mean poses you would see on bodybuilding.com. This guy is not even that big and has next to no definition. I'd like to hit him as well.


3. Tough Guys

-guys that aren't tough in the literal sense, but they do believe they are tough as they stare you down at the water fountain, steal the bench you were using, or just not move out of your fucking way when you are passing by.

4. Cancer Lats

-people that hold there arms out too wide when they walk as if their lats are inconveniently too big for there arms to have any room.

5. Dumbbell Droppers

-people that drop and throw their dumbbells down to the floor causing enough noise to draw attention to themselves. These cocksuckers frequently fall in the same category as screamers.

6. No Gains

-people who quite simple go to the gym all the time, but don’t gain one pound of legitimate muscles because they don’t have any fucking idea of how to workout and they have no friends to give them advice.

7. Lifers

-people that are constantly in the gym merely because it is their social outing and they know some other regulars who attend the gym.

8. Powerlifters (fat people)

-I am not talking about the alternative to mass building, but merely the people who lift as much weight as they possibly can all the time. This is not only stupid but unhealthy. And really, who gives a shit about how many pounds you can lift! The goal is to be healthy, strong, athletic, coordinated, enduring, and most importantly . . . . . shredded!

9. Spandexters

-people who wear the tightest fucking shirts on the planet to show off their muscles to all the other dudes. Sounds gay to me.

10. Benchers

-These people have to be the dumbest people in the gym because they literally do flat barbell bench presses for their entire workout for each visit to the gym. Do these idiots actually think they will progress?